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Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
Nothing gets under their skin !
What do vampires gamble with ?
Stake money !
What sort of group do vampires join ?
A blood group !
Why do skeletons hate winter ?
Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
What do you call an old and foolish vampire ?
A silly old sucker !
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?
The girl necks door !
What is red, sweet and bites people ?
A jampire !
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